Transfer deadline day is a lot better with a banging Europop soundtrack and a shedload of cheap beverages. Currently Jim White v Haddaway.

— Dan Kerins (@dankerins) September 1, 2014

Transfer deadline day and for once, it's someone else (@gordonsimpson) having to pad hours of nothing instead of me! http://ift.tt/1w0FyxK

— Dan Kerins (@dankerins) September 1, 2014

A statement has come out from Southampton General relating to Ashya King – http://t.co/pyTiDc3n6s

— Dan Kerins (@dankerins) August 29, 2014

Just walked in and saw the Man United score. Literally howled with laughter.

— Dan Kerins (@dankerins) August 26, 2014

Just received an email with the signature at the bottom asking me "Do you use the Internet?".

— Dan Kerins (@dankerins) August 26, 2014

Liverpool fans really happy with Lovren tonight, I see.

— Dan Kerins (@dankerins) August 25, 2014

Flicking between the #indyref debate and the City/Liverpool match just in time for that goal. Not sure which will be more ill-tempered.

— Dan Kerins (@dankerins) August 25, 2014

David Bowie vs Sean Paul. Never let it be said Southampton is afraid of musical experimentation.

— Dan Kerins (@dankerins) August 23, 2014